And, of course, if you’ve come looking for songs inspired by such (umm…mostly imagined) experiences as using questionable organic substances, being attracted to distinguished features of the female anatomy, using a regrettably bad pickup line at a gas station, getting some loving at a liquor store, being hit on as a teen by a friend’s mom, and men and women otherwise generally in awkward, horny, awkwardly horny, or otherwise amusing situations, you’ve also come to the right place.